ARE YOU AN ART-TARGET?

The staff spots you the moment you step through the gallery door. They can tell by the way you dress and how you act whether or not you're an "art-target," and how likely they are to sell you a piece of overpriced art. As strange as this scenario sounds, it happens all the time. Seemingly fashionable art galleries train and employ sales associates to lie in wait,
approach, and then sell highly overpriced art to unsuspecting victims who fit particular art-buying profiles. 

How overpriced is the art at these galleries? Ask Charles Sherman of www.california-pawnshop.com. He spent years working at one such gallery on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, CA. "Signed and numbered, mechanically reproduced posters can be marked up 100 times or more," says Sherman. "A poster costing only $10 to produce, is sometimes sold
to the public for over $1000. 

"Unsigned, unnumbered, limited edition etchings or lithographs by major twentieth-century artists can be marked up as many as forty times," continues Sherman. "For example, a Chagall lithograph that costs a gallery $100 might sell for $4000 including the frame. Art by artists like Peter Max, Erte, or Alexandra Nechita, can be marked up four times or
more. This means that a painting consigned to a gallery for $10,000 might sell for over $40,000. 

"To be fair," Sherman adds, "high profile galleries have tremendous overheads. Some pay $60,000 or more per month in rent alone." The bottom line, however, is that in the overwhelming majority of cases, 70 to well  over 90 percent of what you pay for art at art-target galleries does not go to the art or to the artists, but rather to rent, utilities, furnishings,
framing, staff salaries, champagne and brie for art openings, and other gallery expenses. For example, if you pay $4000 for an unsigned unnumbered Chagall lithograph that the gallery bought for $100, it's only worth $100 the moment it leaves the gallery, and you've just wasted $3900. 

Sherman knows exactly who buys this overpriced art. When he worked at the Rodeo Drive gallery, he watched for people sporting Rolex watches, alligator shoes, designer handbags, and other overt displays of wealth. "Well-dressed married couples in their forties and fifties are also likely buyers," Sherman adds. "But not newlyweds, and you never talk to people with back packs or rubber shoes, or to artists. They're all wastes of time." 

Sherman would typically strike up conversations with likely art-targets and start by "qualifying" them, in other words, find out whether they could afford the art they were looking at. Below are typical questions that art-target gallery sales associates use to "qualify" buyers. 

"So, are you in town for the medical convention?" (A medical convention may or may not be taking place, but this is a great lead-in to finding out what someone does for a living and getting an idea of how much money they make.) 

"Have you ever bought art before?" (A "yes" answer is better than a "no," but a "no" still allows the sales associate to continue the conversation by asking what artists they like the most, whether they're familiar with any of the art they're looking at, and so on.) 

A "yes" answer to the above question leads to the next question which goes something like "Where do you buy your art?" (Knowing where a person buys art is crucial to making a sale. According to Sherman, people who buy directly from artists are unlikely to buy at galleries. If, however, they buy at galleries similar to the one where Sherman once worked, the chances of selling them art become much greater.) 

Assuming the art-target buys at higher profile galleries or has at least thought about it, the next question goes something like "Who are your favorite artists?" (If the person mentions names of artists or types of art that the gallery sells, this is good.) 
 
Additional ways of qualifying art-targets are beyond the scope of this article, but anyone who qualifies and shows interest in the gallery's art is given immediate attention. A sales associate shadows the art-target and  either continues the conversation or remains in the art-target's vicinity making occasional remarks about whatever art is being looked at. The
associate is trained to make the art-target feel important, and when combined with the intoxicating effects of the gallery's lavish interior, the art-target becomes seduced, tenderized, and readied for being sold to. 

The associate pays close attention to the way the art-target looks at the art, prepared to spring into action at any moment, and move in for the kill the instant more than a casual amount interest is expressed in a particular piece of art. The associate's goal is to remove that piece of art  from the main gallery and suggest that the art-target study it close-up in
a place called the "viewing room." 

The viewing room is usually a smaller room off of the main gallery floor with a door that can be closed for privacy. It's specially designed for isolating art-targets alone with their sales associates, and for showing art so that it looks its absolute finest. At one end of the room is a display area with sophisticated lighting where the art is positioned for viewing. The art-target is seated across from and facing the art, usually on a comfortable couch, while the associate adjusts the lighting to perfection, all the while talking about how great the artist is and how fantastic the art looks. Under these circumstances, the art-target is most vulnerable and the associate eventually pops the question "Would you rather pay for that with a VISA, MasterCard, or American Express?" 

Viewing rooms are not good places for art-targets to find themselves in unless they already know the value and significance of the works of art that they're thinking about buying, or they know and trust the gallery that's selling the art and have done business with them before. Below are additional tips, not only for avoiding viewing rooms, but also for
avoiding becoming an art-target in any way, shape or form. 

** Art-target galleries like the one where Sherman worked are usually found in high traffic, high profile, commercial areas that attract wealthy people. Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, the Soho district of New York City, Fisherman's Wharf and Union Square in San Francisco, and high-end tourist destinations like Carmel, CA and Maui, HI all have these types of
galleries.  

** The substantial majority of art-target galleries are located at street level. Their opulent interiors are clearly visible through large picture windows and through glass doors that are often open to the street. 
 
** Art-target galleries typically show art by artists with high name recognition like Leroy Neiman, Erte, Peter Max, Dali, and Alexandra Nechita. They also show prints by Modern Masters such as Picasso, Chagall, Matisse, and Miro; and, occasionally, prints by Impressionists like Degas, Monet, and Pissaro; or etchings by Old Masters like Rembrandt. Many of these prints are mass edition lithographs removed from books or portfolios, posthumous printings (printings done after the artists are dead); some are even copies of works by famous artists done by other artists. All have very little street value. Inexperienced collectors  who buy limited edition prints at art-target galleries often have little or no idea of what they're really getting. 

** Art-target sales associates use pressure tactics to sell art. Anytime you feel any pressure from an associate, no matter how subtle, to carry on a conversation, talk about yourself, and, especially, to buy art, turn around and walk out. Depending on the sex of the associate and the target, this pressure can even include flirting. By way of contrast, in the non-target art world, gallery personnel normally leave you alone when you look like you don't want to be approached. 

** Art-target galleries often have high profile art openings with security guards, spot lights, champagne, hors d'oeuvres, cameras flashing, and people at desks in the fronts of the galleries signing you in. Sales associates run around with clipboards, ready to sell. Likely art-targets are waited on hand-and-foot, the entire event being designed to make them
feel very, very important and buy art. 

** Art-target galleries typically stay open late at night when giddy revelers, out on the town and with money to spend, are likely to wander in after enjoying good food and fine wines at expensive restaurants. Two cardinal rules of intelligent art collecting, by the way, are never to buy art at night and never to buy it under the influence of drugs or alcohol.  

Being an art-target can be loads of fun at the moment you're buying art, but finding out what that art is worth months or years down the road when you decide you want to sell it or have it appraised is anything but fun. Of course, you're entitled to buy whatever art you like, wherever you see it for sale, and pay whatever you want to pay for it. But if you
care about the value of what you're buying and how you spend your money, resist any pressure to buy, take your time, do a little price research in advance, or ask an outside appraiser to do it for you before you become an art-target.